Unfortunatly, they all came back......

Well, my darlings, I must tell you that I for a brief moment of time, I finally managed to get some space of my own. At long last, I hear you say. My sentiments exactly.

Mum, the Bloke, Tweedledum and Tweedledummer went away, where they went, who cares? But it meant that I had the house to myself for almost two whole days. For my own safety while they were away, they did close off parts of the house to me. But a cat like myself cannot be restricted even when it is for my own good. Little do they know but I still had the run of the house.

I managed to catch up with my favourite websites while they were away. I do have problems with the speed of the internet over here, but it is still fine enough to share my Muse with my fans. I also filled my time of bliss by trying to send a plea of help to the RSPCA, but I cannot find their link for the email link despite searching everywhere. Their phone number is no good. Damn this not having opposable thumbs!!!

If anyone is able to, please, please send a call for help on my behalf!! I just shudder to think what Mum and Bloke will dream up next to humiliate me.

The whole unfortunate side to this story, is that all them, after going away, raising my hopes that this was the end of them, dashed it all by coming back. Oh, they claim to have been looking out for my best interests. Sure, by giving me an automatic feeder in a very fetching yellow colour. Sure, might have been fetching when yellow was in fashion, like, 1952, but get with it!! its the 21st Century!!!

I might have to get them worried again, by going off my food, that always get positive results..........

But anyway, must dash, there is a nap calling.

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